2026 season · week 1

Power rankings

A blend of all-time record and scoring against this season's own record and scoring, weighted 0% toward this season right now. Early in the year that leans on history; by week 8 it's entirely this season.

Super (Grand) Dad

The one to fear

0-0 this year

26-16 all-time

100

The Commish of Prophecy

Rounding into form

0-0 this year

25-17 all-time

tylerlawson

Rounding into form

0-0 this year

25-17 all-time

THE ANDRES THE GIANTS

Rounding into form

0-0 this year

23-19 all-time

lotsofcox

Steady as it goes

0-0 this year

22-20 all-time

Schmittbone

Steady as it goes

0-0 this year

21-21 all-time

Punt on 3rd down

Steady as it goes

0-0 this year

21-21 all-time

Ja’Married with Children

Steady as it goes

0-0 this year

20-22 all-time

Chrisstine

In a rut

0-0 this year

19-23 all-time

Mr. McGibblets

In a rut

0-0 this year

17-25 all-time

dith

In a rut

0-0 this year

11-31 all-time

Tush Push & Pray

In a rut

0-0 this year

0-0 all-time